May 2012
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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way
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why not.
casperwells:
1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush 9. Describe your perfect mate 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? ...
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
i used to be high off life
now i’m just fucking miserable
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
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~*~give away~*~
bostonsocks:
I need to show my followers some thanks, because I have absolutely no idea how you all put up with me.
This isn’t going to be a ~normal~ give away. You see, all the stuff I have, I like. Or, you wouldn’t like.
So bear with me. I can draw. Okay, if there’s one thing I can toot my own horn about, it’s drawing. I can do it like second nature. So here’s the deal. I’m going to draw...
kissmyrask:
lexicution3r:
guys we’re like the poster children for diversity in hockey
a jew, 2 white girls, a latina, and a middle eastern. we need an asian
don’t you have an asian friend arian
idk her name begins with y
yjiewan gjkrgnjrkg
Carly Rae Jepsen is turning 27 this year....
abby-birthday:
I thought she was in her early 20’s, now Call Me Maybe will forever be ”hey, i’m almost thirty, and this is crazy, but my biological clock is running out, so give me babies”
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relationship-ish questions
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
86. You’ll love me if...
if you spell something wrong in an insult i can not take you seriously
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Dinner with Tuukka and Seguin
Seguin: AWWWW YEAHHHH DINNER WOOOO WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD WE EAT IM STARVING LETS ORDER A FEAST LETS GO GET SOME MOTHERFUCKING STEAK AND SOME PASTA AND SOME BURGERS AND-
Tuukka: Shut the fuck up
Seguin: okay.jpg
Tuukka: We're eating Italian.
Tuukka: And you're paying
Seguin: WHAT. But I'm just-
Tuukka: Why do you breathe
Seguin:
Tuukka: Carry me to the restaurant
Seguin: Okay but after can we watch The Bachelor
Tuukka: No we're getting WAAAAAAAAAASTEDDDDDDDDDDD
Seguin: But the Bachelor
Tuukka: But fuck you
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androxin replied to your post: androxin replied to your post: androxin replied to…
with bergy? he got hurt in game 3, someone hit him. tore an oblique. when he missed that open net goal in OT in game 7 it’s because he physically could not stretch to tap the puck in
Bergy yes. I thought he blocked a shot? oops. all I want for him is to get better then~ Canada can cry as he recovers tho
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merryswissmiss replied to your post: time to assassinate Canada because Bergeron isn’t…
Bergeron said he was not asked to participate.
Canada dies tonight
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androxin replied to your post: androxin replied to your post: twoandahalfmenline…
yeah subban’s back in canada I think! and I feel you on bergy.
womp sucks for him
I don’t even know what happened to him really, I know he blocked a shot but people have said it’s his leg, his knee, and his foot. I’ve just decided lower body. Do you know by any chance~ I mean I saw him...
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androxin replied to your post: twoandahalfmenline replied to your post: time to…
subban’s not in europe with team canada anymore because he hurt himself before worlds began. and bergeron is hurt too.
so is subban back in canada for the remainder or is that yet to be determined
I KNOW but christ i just wanted to see him~ he plays better injured than half of team canada uninjured. in my own...
twoandahalfmenline:
hallie-bird:
sarahxhockey:
people who belong together:
harry & hermione
rumplestiltskin & belle
katniss & peeta
snow white & prince charming
toews & kane
hallie & food
Lila and complaining
courtney & cats
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russian goalies mean nothing to me it’s all about the finns
vice versa for skaters tho
unless it’s joonas rask he’s a skater
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twoandahalfmenline replied to your post: time to assassinate Canada because Bergeron isn’t…
pernell is hurt though
hence the is/was
i’m not sure if he still is on the team or not because of the injury
time to assassinate Canada because Bergeron isn’t in Worlds but Subban is/was
k
I MEAN UNLESS THEY CALLED HIM AND HE SAID NO then I’m mad at Canada
I haven’t really been following Worlds I’m sad over our postseason performance and have been trying to figure out how to deal. Canada’s still a tramp though because their bacon is a lie
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david if you do not beat the italians i will yell at you in italian
especially when i’m down at the glass for warm-ups and i can do it
do you hear me david
do you HEAR ME
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clearly said milan michalek
ok courtney good reading skills pat on the back for you
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Watchcolfertion:
matturday:
we took alex’s cat for a walk
omg
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me: wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question
me: what the hell is this
